Morgan cancelled on me. I'm not even going to consider the implications.
However, I finally got an email from Jewy but Agnostic (JAG – hey! Cool acronym!) boy. And he wrote, "...I should warn you that next time I write, I'm probably going to ask if you want to meet in person. Unless you viciously insult me in your next e-mail …”
I think this is both appropriate and sweet. Though he had me at Jewy but agnostic.